The Multiversal Empire of Spartoi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Multiversal God Emperor Auryx with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.907 billion Spartoi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iokath. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartoi economy, worth 755 trillion Spartoi Credits a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,985 Spartoi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Iokath as a backdrop, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartoi's national animal is the Viloch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Spartoi Pantheon.

Spartoi is ranked 6,874^th in the world and 315^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.94 law-abiding acts per hour.