| Population | 5.847 billion |
| Capital | 学京 Xué Jīng |
| Leader | 升天者 The Ascended One |
| Faith | 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment |
| Currency | 数字兩 Digital Tael |
| Animal | 麒麟 Qílín |
The Ultravisionary State of Hai Han is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by 升天者 The Ascended One with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 5.847 billion 汉 Han are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 学京 Xué Jīng. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient 汉 Han economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion 数字兩 Digital Taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 259,819 数字兩 Digital Taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hai Han's national animal is the 麒麟 Qílín, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment.
Hai Han is ranked 2,663rd in the world and 127th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.43 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Hai Han, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
- : Hai Han was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, public nudity is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 192 » 
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