Population | 25.056 billion |
Capital | Zyveta |
Leader | The Council of Executors |
Faith | Zyveten Orthodoxy |
Currency | Zyvetenmark |
Animal | Liffen forest rat |
The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Executors with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.056 billion Zyvetens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyveta. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zyveten economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Zyvetenmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 76,691 Zyvetenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, under love's heavy burden The Council of Executors sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Zyvetskistaahn. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyvetskistaahn's national animal is the Liffen forest rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyveten Orthodoxy.
Zyvetskistaahn is ranked 12,497th in the world and 556th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ellesponto.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The People's Republic of Sewalsh.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Republic of Auvangad Eng.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Zyvetskistaahn was endorsed by The Dual Monarchy of Austria-Hungaryy.
World Assembly
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