The Federal Democratic Republic of Rinadia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zhuvine Tekedu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.893 billion Rinadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of beukorerineidiiyunu. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rinadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Ratsiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,887 Ratsiis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Rinadia's national animal is the Garadai, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rinadia is ranked 99,101^st in the world and 1,862^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,104.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.