The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Raya Minibung with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.347 billion Jinwoyins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 5,434 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,189 Jinwoyin Buroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, cops in Lilaporei spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Jinwoyin Buro mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.

Jinwoy is ranked 149,323^rd in the world and 2,788^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,761.32 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.