The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Squidina Star with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.633 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,838 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 288,377^th in the world and 6,231^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -559.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.