The Unified People´s Republic of Crilland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lucius Izunia with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 9.01 billion Crills are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veridia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,342 Green Paper Rectangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, all weapon research has been banned, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Chainsaw Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church Of Money.

Crilland is ranked 144,364^th in the world and 2,683^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,890.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.