The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland	Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State	“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
2.	The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
3.	The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Pray and feel the love!”
4.	The PS2 Puppet of Copercia	Tyranny by Majority Thieves	“Stop reading my motto!”
5.	The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“No man know what the future holds.”
6.	The Intolerancy of Losfebev	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Shut up! Who asked you?”
7.	The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“Nothing to see here...”
8.	The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“United we stand, divided we fall”
9.	The Holy Orange Primitocracy of Western Scientificum	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Please don't go to our eastern neighbors, alright?”
10.	The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“25000000BC or Bust!”