The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.	The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia	Tyranny by Majority Thieves	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.	The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“No man know what the future holds.”
4.	The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Pray and feel the love!”
5.	The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“Nothing to see here...”
6.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Gloom Over Dominated”
7.	The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“United we stand, divided we fall”
8.	The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Fear God and Keep His Commandments”
9.	The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Jar Jar, you're a genius!”
10.	The Pastoral Mutiny of Sovereign Wilderness	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“POSTED: No Trespass. Keep Out”