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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Influential: 1,253rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,802nd
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
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Ham Federation

Population5.042 billion

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.042 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 539 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,054 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 154,379th in the world and 6,517th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.8 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Influential: 1,253rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,143rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,529thMost Developed: 14,304thBest Weather: 14,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,040thLowest Crime Rates: 16,099thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,245thMost Stationary: 22,471stLargest Governments: 23,374th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 469th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 507th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 547th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 587th in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 795th in the regionMost Developed: 808th in the regionBest Weather: 839th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 850th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 850th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 890th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 893rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 898th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 935th in the region

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