The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.042 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 539 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,054 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 154,379^th in the world and 6,517^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.8 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.