The Republic of Arch Dornan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arch Dornan with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.4 billion Arch Dornanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navarro. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arch Dornanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Bottle caps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,811 Bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, wandering Arch Dornanians are known for their one-track minds, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arch Dornan's national animal is the Horned kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Frank Horrigan.

Arch Dornan is ranked 88,872^nd in the world and 1,348^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,403.34 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.