The Constitutional Monarchy of Dacian Freelands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Vlad I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.853 billion Dacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmisegetuza. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 3,224 trillion RONS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 297,129 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime is totally unknown. Dacian Freelands's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dacian Freelands is ranked 10,223^rd in the world and 364^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 394,927 Standard Monetary Units.