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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055thHighest Crime Rates: 1,737thRudest Citizens: 1,963rd
The Kingdom of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Long live Loptous god of all mankind!
Emperor Arvis
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Population3.972 billion

LeaderEmperor Arvis


The Kingdom of Loptous is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Arvis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.972 billion Granvallers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The powerhouse Grannvalien economy, worth 483 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 121,752 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and populations of two-headed Dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loptous's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Loptous.

Loptous is ranked 75,017th in the world and 4,254th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 18.03 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055thHighest Crime Rates: 1,737thRudest Citizens: 1,963rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,980thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,118thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,368thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,385thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,004thMost Influential: 3,142ndMost Avoided: 3,250thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,947thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,503rdMost Armed: 6,328thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,834thLargest Mining Sector: 7,882ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,808thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,865thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,843rdLargest Black Market: 17,244thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,161stMost Politically Free: 19,880thHighest Average Incomes: 21,996th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 59th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionMost Avoided: 97th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 99th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionRudest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 148th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Armed: 241st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 248th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 269th in the regionMost Politically Free: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 561st in the regionLargest Black Market: 568th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 658th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 729th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 753rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 762nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 873rd in the regionMost Influential: 918th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 921st in the region

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