The Fraternal Federation of Ilisseia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Noah Aiden von Matilda with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.459 billion Ilisseians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illondcamwigburg. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilisseian economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion Ili Rubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,469 Ili Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, sleeping on the job is recommended, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilisseia's national animal is the Sun Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ilisseia is ranked 32,636^th in the world and 907^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 133,469.97 Standard Monetary Units.