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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136th
The Krinslo Empire of
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Unity, Prosperity, Strength
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British Bayonet

Population7.155 billion

LeaderEmperor Arthur Maocuarta


The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.155 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 317,545 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 103,366th in the world and 4,415th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,237.83 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 418thMost Influential: 739thMost Valuable International Artwork: 792ndLargest Black Market: 873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 978thMost Armed: 1,484thHighest Average Incomes: 1,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,271stTop
Most Devout: 3,329thLargest Governments: 5,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,064thMost Efficient Economies: 7,078thHighest Economic Output: 7,100thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,801stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,299thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,373rdMost Avoided: 10,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,683rdRudest Citizens: 11,535thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,297thMost Developed: 13,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,007thLowest Crime Rates: 16,320thMost Stationary: 16,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,843rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,948th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 270th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 274th in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 315th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionMost Stationary: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 399th in the regionMost Avoided: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 472nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 490th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 604th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 741st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 759th in the regionMost Developed: 764th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 855th in the regionLargest Populations: 909th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 943rd in the region

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