by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871stMost Influential: 1,468thMost Secular: 1,933rd
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Who dares wins
Scarlett von Preußen
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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West Hamburg

Population6.129 billion

LeaderScarlett von Preußen

CurrencyHamburg Mark

The Queendom of West Hamburg is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Scarlett von Preußen with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 6.129 billion West Hamburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth 788 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,571 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Königsberg" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

West Hamburg is ranked 180,690th in the world and 7,846th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.33 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871stMost Influential: 1,468thMost Secular: 1,933rdTop
Best Weather: 6,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,855thMost Developed: 8,546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,258thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,115thSmartest Citizens: 11,410thNicest Citizens: 12,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,676thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,903rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,275thHealthiest Citizens: 13,467thMost Cultured: 13,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,945thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,005thMost Efficient Economies: 14,073rdLargest Governments: 14,290thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,595thMost Inclusive: 15,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,527thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,211thHighest Average Incomes: 19,258th
Most Secular: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd in the regionBest Weather: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 451st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionMost Developed: 520th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 523rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 575th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 582nd in the regionMost Influential: 600th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 614th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 616th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 621st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 627th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 666th in the regionMost Cultured: 682nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 683rd in the regionLargest Governments: 685th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 689th in the regionNicest Citizens: 697th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 709th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 715th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 716th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 724th in the regionLargest Populations: 855th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 873rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 886th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 900th in the region

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