The Democratic Republic of Loverstan is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10 million Loverstanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Loverstanian economy, worth 106 billion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 10,636 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, interest in globalism never flags, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loverstan's national animal is the Great Tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loverstan is ranked 7,179^th in the world and 299^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 123.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.