The Safest in The North Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “八百万神 天の安の河原に 神集ひ集ひて” | |
| 2. |  The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Have a splashing fun time! ♥” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Wyoma | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “JEHOVAH TSIDKENU ( The LORD our RIGHTEOUSNESS )” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of MinaFederal | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Rule by MinaFederal People” | |
| 6. |  The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of New Lakemba | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Accepting all new immigrants!” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of The Windmilluminati | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do you want an apple?” | |
| 9. |  The Austria of New Chilokver | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Founded 06/10/14, TNP” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Bankowiata | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “United in diversity” |
