The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We know it” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 3. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 6. |  The Bloodsplattered Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret” | |
| 7. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 8. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 9. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” |
