by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Secular in the World

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists Hell“We Are A Bush. Move Along.”
3.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
4.The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“One nation under il cavallino rampante”
5.The Culture of Free SocialismLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Of each according to ability to each according to need.”
6.The Exalted Supremacy of East BorlandIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
7.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists Hell“Whatever, I do what I want”
8.The Grand Duchy of WizardoniaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Magic is the true power of the world”
9.The Sanctuary of Che TriumphantDemocratic Socialists Hell“Watch here”
10.The Federal Republic of AiganiaDemocratic Socialists Hell“We know it”
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