The Queendom of Eiravale is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Elliott Valeheart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.493 billion Eiravaleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elowyn City. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiravalean economy, worth 557 trillion vales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,737 vales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eiravale's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sophiology.

Eiravale is ranked 11,543^rd in the world and 420^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,958.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.