The Constitutional Monarchy of Opis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Carter II with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.676 billion Opisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Opisian economy, worth 574 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,204 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Six.

Opis is ranked 16,582^nd in the world and 372^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,385.44 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.