The Free Land of Bimmyland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bobazoomie with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.661 billion Bimmylandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BimJimdaWim Town Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Bimmylandian economy, worth 266 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,695 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,153 per year while the poor average 11,975, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bimmyland's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bimmyland is ranked 262,406^th in the world and 4,202^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,975.28 Standard Monetary Units.