The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Doctor with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.089 billion Time Lords enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Time Lord economy, worth a remarkable 3,401 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,340 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so", and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazumo is ranked 236,183^rd in the world and 4,374^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 434.52 milliStalins.