The Constitutional Monarchy of Neugania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Chiranjivi Nataraj Nash with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.06 billion Neuganians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Rokdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,694 Rokdas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,403,405 per year while the poor average 33,598, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neugania's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Neugania is ranked 5,036^th in the world and 211^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 94.54 on the Human Development Index.