General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 3.728 billion |
| Capital | Lower Yangtze Metropolis |
| Leader | The Federal Council of Yazhou |
| Currency | Yuan |
| Animal | Dragon |
The Cute Little Kitten of The Yazhou Federation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Federal Council of Yazhou with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.728 billion Yazhourians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lower Yangtze Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Yazhourian economy, worth 578 trillion Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,075 Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Yazhou Federation's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Yazhou Federation is ranked 22,557th in the world and 623rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 290.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
Endorsements Received: 145 » 
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Neutral Federation of the Mountains, 
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Ethnon, 
Aguaria Major, 
Former English Colony, 
Simone Republic, 
The Uhhhh, 
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Mystris, and 95 others.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Yazhou Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : The Yazhou Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
- : Following new legislation in The Yazhou Federation, voting is voluntary.
