The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
2. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
3. | The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
4. | The High-Technate of Athretvari | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
5. | The Federal Republic of Aigania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We know it” | |
6. | The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
7. | The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
8. | The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
9. | The Cloud of Transhumanstan | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” | |
10. | The Directorate of Valkalan | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “वज्रमात अस्ता रिजथम” |