The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-working population of 6.99 billion northern Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 5.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,713 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gdansk Times is sold out, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 33,959^th in the world and 693^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,272.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.