The Republic of Danemarch is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 537 million Danemarchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhavn. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Danemarchian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,409 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danemarch's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danemarch is ranked 167,602^nd in the world and 2,452^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 589.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.