The Kingdom of Eulmast is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 756 million Eulmastians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Errastport. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eulmastian economy, worth 95.2 trillion Réals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,936 Réals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, the full title of Hon Leader Vcte Mgve MF KELM GCEE runs to several pages, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulmast's national animal is the Redcrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eulmast is ranked 295,400^th in the world and 4,227^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 1.26 average smiles per day.