The Socialist Republic of Roskwitia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Representative of the Republic with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.138 billion Roskwitians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Roskwitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Roskwitian Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,501 Roskwitian Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roskwitia's national animal is the Black Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roskwitia is ranked 4,554^th in the world and 141^st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 275,501.86 Standard Monetary Units.