The Democratic Republic of Yoldovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Edward with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.948 billion Yoldovians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoldovia City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yoldovian economy, worth 520 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,119 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in The North Pacific, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoldovia's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yoldovia is ranked 13,416^th in the world and 468^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,414.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.