The Imperial Federation of The Galactic Triumvirate is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Hillary Langden with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.204 billion Triumvirateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaas City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galactic Triumviratean economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,853 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Triumvirateans seem to be catching more chills, going on a diet invalidates your passport, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic Triumvirate's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Galactic Triumvirate is ranked 238,544^th in the world and 9,036^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 28.52 Whatever.