The Imperial Federation of The Galactic Triumvirate is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Alicia Florrick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.731 billion Triumvirateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaas City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galactic Triumviratean economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,088 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and Triumvirateans seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. The Galactic Triumvirate's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Galactic Triumvirate is ranked 194,562^nd in the world and 8,437^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -314.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.