The Federal Republic of Southeast Westland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Seymour Buttz with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.17 billion Southeast Westlandiards love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centreliamon. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southeast Westlandian economy, worth 300 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 94,654 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, every day is laundry day, and women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southeast Westland's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Southeast Westland is ranked 204,168^th in the world and 3,093^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.24 Obesity Rate.