The Free Land of Lechigrad is a mid-sized, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 56 million Lechigradians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The Lechigradian economy, worth 3.66 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,415 Denars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lechigradians any less frightened, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and a bureaucratic fight over LIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lechigrad's national animal is the Nietoperz, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lechigrad is ranked 37,644^th in the world and 581^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,230.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.