The Federal Republic of Ordontria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jack Morgan with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.257 billion Ordontrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ordontrian economy, worth 143 trillion Ordontrian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,182 Ordontrian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordontria's national animal is the Ordontrian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ordontria is ranked 195,819^th in the world and 2,935^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.41 Obesity Rate.