The Kingdom of Authoron is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Authoron with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 16.609 billion Draheinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drahein. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Draheinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,126 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,238 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Draheinian citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoron's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Authoron is ranked 304,385^th in the world and 4,556^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.35 Obesity Rate.