The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The quiet, industrious population of 13.52 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,616 Great Golden British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, the government has enacted freedom of information, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Killettland has found 2 easter eggs), and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 14,491^st in the world and 178^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.74 law-abiding acts per hour.