The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.572 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,991 Great Golden British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 10,340^th in the world and 186^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.55 bananas ingested per day.