The of United federation of kurdistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Halwest the greate with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.087 billion kurds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amed. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The all-consuming United federation of kurdistanian economy, worth 102 trillion Kurdish dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,572 Kurdish dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, Halwest the greate has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United federation of kurdistan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

United federation of kurdistan is ranked 34,618^th in the world and 217^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,512.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.