The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.134 billion Seranisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth an astonishing 10,846 trillion serans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 359,939 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 499^th in the world and 5^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 197.08 law-abiding acts per hour.