The Federation of Gewisse is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.702 billion West Saxons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Exeter. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gewissean economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,085 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, school football matches are usually five-a-side, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and a government program is underway to revitalize Gewisse's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gewisse's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gewisse is ranked 10,910^th in the world and 192^nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 155.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.