Population | 4.451 billion |
Capital | Sylvania |
Leader | Jaeger Sylva |
Faith | Invisible Pink Unicornism |
Currency | bit |
Animal | Earth Pony |
The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jaeger Sylva with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.451 billion Jaegerpondonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jaegerpondonian economy, worth 977 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 219,683 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Small shoes often wash up on the beach, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Sylvania Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaegerpondonia's national animal is the Earth Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Invisible Pink Unicornism.
Jaegerpondonia is ranked 17,154th in the world and 201st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.69 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Sylvania Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, Jaegerpondonia isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Earth Ponies.
- : Jaegerpondonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 96 » Faradova, Free Land of Rebellium, Blogotopia, Greater Theowherveld, Macrasetia, Dustwind, Evertopia, Medetas, Creeptopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, DetroitSmash, Chip Skylark, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Herfenzir, Grimmywelsh, Palman, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Lower Phlebacite, Katitania, Anollasia, Republic of Libriano, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Gewisse, Old Atlantica, Cathamye, Zachais, Treeford, Namakan, Ear Exploder 9000, New Dracora, Killettland, Better Indonesia, Mastodonia, Wysrod, Samonaemia, The Snake Brotherhood, Seantonia, Franconia and Bavaria, The African Emirates, Second Peenadian, Telseria, United federation of kurdistan, Puffandria, Alski, Aquachromia, Danyl, Volsordia, Clan Lynx Remnants, Nuremburgia, and 46 others.Ironica Butterfly, Ishkabibber, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Maalemzya, Kierekiko, Strigberg, Greater Etherial, Raskana, Kaprein, Nami Bays, Vallis Poenina, Bear Nation, Amadians, Milanisca, The Democratic State Of Josora, Republic of Ash-Land, QuazaFire, Wischland, Arr, Taiqar, Ilfarasia, Sillitopia, Tausend Seen, Aeuternitas, Kyrizstanislav, Astrobolt, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Goat Republic, Reborn America, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Fractethyst, Gosheon, Guyana Francese, Slaytania, Tomkmenistan, Opporoa, Crodelinam, Clialaad, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, and Jzonim.