The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 739 million Jaegerpondonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Jaegerpondonian economy, worth 97.5 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,948 bits, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, concussed Earth Ponyball players cannot remember their lineup position, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jaegerpondonia's national animal is the Earth Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Jaegerpondonia is ranked 245,846th in the world and 1,453rd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.63 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jaegerpondonia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, concussed Earth Ponyball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
- : Jaegerpondonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Jaegerpondonia.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 209 » 
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