The Empire of Krystalveil is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.344 billion Krystalveilians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,790 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,270 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, there's a hole in the heart of every Krystalveilian city, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at The Imperial Council's office, and people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krystalveil is ranked 109,390^th in the world and 110^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,513.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.