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Most Influential: 95thMost Cultured: 379thHighest Food Quality: 456th
The Eye of
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Population7.485 billion

LeaderThe 3 Emperors


The Eye of Krystalveil is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The 3 Emperors with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.485 billion Krystalveilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollo. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,427 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,373 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The 3 Emperors to meetings with foreign heads of state, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krystalveil is ranked 12,590th in the world and 156th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,939.29 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 95thMost Cultured: 379thHighest Food Quality: 456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 559thMost Efficient Economies: 566thMost Inclusive: 621stHighest Poor Incomes: 668thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 792ndSmartest Citizens: 793rdMost Pacifist: 796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 890thNicest Citizens: 976thLargest Governments: 977thMost Secular: 1,033rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,034thMost Developed: 1,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,491stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,623rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,639thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,951stSafest: 2,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,417thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,668thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,708thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,644thRudest Citizens: 3,727thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,525thBest Weather: 4,923rdHighest Economic Output: 7,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,926thLargest Retail Industry: 12,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,674thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,621st
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionBest Weather: 115th in the regionNudest: 119th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 124th in the region

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