The Eye of Krystalveil is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The 3 Emperors with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.485 billion Krystalveilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollo. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,427 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,373 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The 3 Emperors to meetings with foreign heads of state, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krystalveil is ranked 12,590^th in the world and 156^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,939.29 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.