by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd
The Anarchy of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Free Palestine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population35.968 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.968 billion Blogotopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 11,385 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 316,546 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 216,584th in the world and 989th in 10000 Islands for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -142.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3rdMost Secular: 5thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thHighest Food Quality: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 20thNicest Citizens: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Armed: 32ndMost Pacifist: 36thMost Inclusive: 38thLargest Black Market: 72ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 76thBest Weather: 103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 124thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 241stSmartest Citizens: 346thHealthiest Citizens: 370thHighest Economic Output: 382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 570thHighest Poor Incomes: 713thLargest Governments: 862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,058thMost Developed: 1,074thLargest Populations: 1,123rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,629thHighest Average Incomes: 1,796thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,808thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,766thMost Stationary: 5,526thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,165th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Blogotopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Dovant, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Free Land of Rebellium, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Ferte, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Airday, Zachais, and 79 others.Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Terra Royaume, The Republic of Osea, Ytvigshill, Medetas, Namakan, Drewish, Great Ranges, Kachikawawa, Calrad, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Seranis, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Mauryana, The unidet Of life, United States of Island land, Testa, Membatak, Ilfarasia, Clialaad, Rhie, Megistos, Kalldunn, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Pallas Athenaie, Mat She, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Onfande, The Galactic American Imperium, Skamor, Katitania, Holma, The Fortem, Greater Puptioneberadon, New Kowloon Bay, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, Selu-Ahare, Horacellum, Tausend Seen, Renetopia, Zubrowlitz, Silvedania, Wischland, Artyolae, Samonaemia, Yellowjacket, Dorab, New Kios, Grimmywelsh, Bavland, Violent Trees, Mukacevo, Greater Theowherveld, Malevos, The Wires Empire, Coldian, Faradova, Chromatomia, Semarangan, Vestyria, Margaux, Aquamarine Island, Cathamye, The Territories of Sealand, and Burka.

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