The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.212 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 17,883 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,856 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and when their backs are against the walls Blogotopians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 48,889^th in the world and 147^th in 10000 Islands for Nudest, with 209.25 cheeks per square mile.