Population | 41.729 billion |
Capital | Blogotopia City |
Leader | Ding Dong Daddy |
Currency | doobie |
Animal | hepcat |
The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.729 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,656 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 399,157 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands, artists are pillars of society, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Blogotopia is ranked 307,452nd in the world and 883rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.13 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Blogotopian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 102 » Creeptopia, Coreras, Seantonia, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Karlando, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Zachais, Republic of Libriano, Medetas, Namakan, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Ilfarasia, Katitania, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Cathamye, Herfenzir, Macrasetia, Aquachromia, Alski, Kaprein, Second Peenadian, Puffandria, United federation of kurdistan, Jaegerpondonia, Strigberg, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Nami Bays, Flugistani, DetroitSmash, and 52 others.The Democratic State Of Josora, QuazaFire, Javaterra, Wischland, Mesyeti, Arr, Gosheon, Taiqar, Dreyas, Bear Nation, Iontan, Sillitopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Tausend Seen, New Veemaa, Confertia, Kyrizstanislav, Astrobolt, Milanisca, United States of Island land, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Mega Money Company TM, The Galactic American Imperium, Greater Sus, Lower Phlebacite, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, Isatopes of egypt, Creberg, Snake universe, Manneo Varo, Soviet Great Viet, Fractethyst, Krystalveil, Ruyna, Zebastani, Lysandrion, Crobuzon, Oasaria, Guyana Francese, Opporoa, Slaytania, New Murgennasia, Striagro Uspil, East Harkway, Constantinoplee, Clialaad, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, Hiybkk, and Lughan.