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Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Blogotopia

Population37.946 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.946 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,217 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 348,329 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Ding Dong Daddy has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the dartboard at the Blogotopian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Ding Dong Daddy's face, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 5,093rd in the world and 44th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 2,792.66487936 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndMost Secular: 5thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7thMost Cultured: 7thHighest Food Quality: 8thMost Influential: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17thMost Beautiful Environments: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 19thNicest Citizens: 23rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Pacifist: 30thMost Inclusive: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rdMost Armed: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rdLargest Black Market: 56thBest Weather: 97thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 281stHighest Economic Output: 326thHealthiest Citizens: 340thSmartest Citizens: 368thHighest Poor Incomes: 396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 397thLargest Governments: 602ndMost Developed: 760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 769thLongest Average Lifespans: 859thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,048thLargest Populations: 1,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,451stHighest Average Incomes: 1,498thMost Efficient Economies: 1,512thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,644thMost Stationary: 5,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,888thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,958th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Income Equality: 63rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionNudest: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the dartboard at the Blogotopian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Ding Dong Daddy's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Republic of Bondgalm.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Republic of Bondgalm.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, being Ding Dong Daddy has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, radiation is a hot topic.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, students in Blogotopia's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Principality of Nami Bays.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Ferte, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, The Republic of Osea, Medetas, Namakan, Kachikawawa, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Seranis, Nea Komnenia, and 92 others.Zeklandia, Mauryana, The Unidet Of Life, Testa, Membatak, Ilfarasia, Maconshinbernititte, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Katitania, Holma, Krystalveil, Selu-Ahare, Tausend Seen, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Violent Trees, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Chromatomia, Cathamye, Hellenic Exusia, Xanthorrhoea, Herfenzir, Kaltovar, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Rauensteinland, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Aquachromia, New Aierlund, The Galactic American Imperium, Hicuria, Denadamelada, Breosia, Hashari Darussalam, The Democratic State Of Josora, Alski, Gal Cradia, Malayn, Anime Lovely, Immortal Anfield, Fractethyst, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, Cynpeon, Second Peenadian, Houbur, Western New Yakern, Geonomia, Puffandria, Alathria, Righteous Freedoms For the People, United federation of kurdistan, Havesia, Demeters Children, Markanite, Counties of Cracow, Attoree, The Divine Elephant, Rog Mily, Jaegerpondonia, Caribbia, Phello, Saint Nations, Peepostani, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Strigberg, Boroii, The Solus, Republic of Denoary, Derrian Islands, Rotzka, Arnefol, United Atle Lamton, Dolorado, Malevos, Vayshnoriya Islands, Lisokyo, Archipel Kerguelen, Clialaad, United Kolance, Belistien, Verbool, Syedians, Pickens Nation, Navarimill, CaucasianAlbania, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Nami Bays, and Bondgalm.

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