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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,106thMost Influential: 4,616thNicest Citizens: 6,468th
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kanycta

Population1.32 billion

CapitalNapa
LeaderCải Bắp

CurrencySavoy
AnimalBrassica Oleracea

The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.32 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 129 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,447 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kanyctan mussels the biggest in 10000 Islands, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 149,082nd in the world and 765th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 655.82 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,106thMost Influential: 4,616thNicest Citizens: 6,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,559thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,560thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,007thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,245thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,996thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,776thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,838thMost Secular: 10,057thMost Inclusive: 10,441stMost Armed: 11,337thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,213thHighest Food Quality: 13,248thTop
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Best Weather: 13,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,076thMost Developed: 15,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,580thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,071stMost Cultured: 19,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,383rdSafest: 23,629thSmartest Citizens: 23,676thMost Efficient Economies: 24,456thLargest Governments: 25,126th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 91st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 120th in the regionNicest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanycta was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Kanycta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanycta, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanycta, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanycta, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanycta, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kanyctan mussels the biggest in 10000 Islands.
  • : Kanycta was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Kanycta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanycta, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanycta, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.

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