The Union of Free Provinces of Juiulia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary-General Arith with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.949 billion Juiulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorythburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Juiulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,558 trillion Afgens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,033 Afgens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Juiulia. Crime is totally unknown. Juiulia's national animal is the Topaz Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the First Juiulian Reign.

Juiulia is ranked 2,485^th in the world and 34^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 236 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.