The Kingdom of Zlotii is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michał II with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.08 billion Zlotiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 2,281 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 174,433 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and war is more of a science than an art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zlotii is ranked 327,173^rd in the world and 400^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,314.24 Standard Monetary Units.