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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,517thMost Devout: 1,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,721st
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Zlotii

Population7.931 billion

CapitalNowlpolsk
LeaderMichał II
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalWhite eagle

The Kingdom of Zlotii is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Michał II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.931 billion Zlotiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,433 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zlotii is ranked 116,176th in the world and 358th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 324.26888969 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,517thMost Devout: 1,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,721stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,963rdSafest: 2,109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,343rdMost Influential: 2,824thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,714thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,872ndMost Cultured: 3,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,191stLowest Crime Rates: 4,399thNicest Citizens: 4,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,213thMost Developed: 5,502ndLargest Governments: 5,566thHighest Food Quality: 5,640thHealthiest Citizens: 6,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,713thSmartest Citizens: 7,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,657thMost Inclusive: 10,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,105thMost Pacifist: 13,048thBest Weather: 13,101stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,750thMost Efficient Economies: 13,900thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,106thMost Income Equality: 15,397thMost Armed: 17,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,069thHighest Average Incomes: 19,880thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,970thHighest Economic Output: 22,673rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,342nd
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Most Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 82nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 83rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, the "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.

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