The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zacharias Pierron Bonaventur with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.587 billion Franceseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saül. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Francesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,785 trillion Credit of guyana-francoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 319,651 Credit of guyana-francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Zacharias Pierron Bonaventur's political rallies, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, and foreigners can tell the popularity of Francesean landmarks by the size of their ash dunes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Practically nobody.

Guyana Francese is ranked 9,770^th in the world and 124^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 90.7 on the Human Development Index.