The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zacharias Pierron Bonaventur with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.608 billion Franceseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saül. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Francesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion Credit of guyana-francoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 321,210 Credit of guyana-francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and the atmosphere in Francesean boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Practically nobody.

Guyana Francese is ranked 3,709^th in the world and 22^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,971.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.