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Most Influential: 520thMost Advanced Public Education: 709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 938th
The Civilisation Game of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Time is the simplest thing
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Mastodonia

Population8.61 billion

CapitalThe City
LeaderShepard Blaine
FaithProject Pope

CurrencyPostagestamp
Animalmastodon

The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.61 billion Mastodonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,643 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and even secular Mastodonians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.

Mastodonia is ranked 267,970th in the world and 1,319th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -42.9 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 520thMost Advanced Public Education: 709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 938thMost Pacifist: 966thSafest: 966thBest Weather: 1,031stNicest Citizens: 1,054thLowest Crime Rates: 1,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,220thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,231stMost Developed: 1,268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,268thMost Inclusive: 1,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,297thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,315thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,642ndLargest Governments: 1,658thHealthiest Citizens: 1,666thSmartest Citizens: 1,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,992ndHighest Food Quality: 2,179thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,941stMost Efficient Economies: 3,467thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,928thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,713thHighest Average Incomes: 6,666thMost Secular: 7,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,943rdHighest Economic Output: 11,063rdMost Cultured: 12,367thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,840th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Secular: 110th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mastodonia was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, even secular Mastodonians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.

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