The Order of Ankhion is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sentinel Belenova with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.159 billion Ankhs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankhan City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ankhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,651 trillion Moncadoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,568 Moncadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, and public caravans smell like litter boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ankhion's national animal is the Komodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arkonism.

Ankhion is ranked 329,874^th in the world and 378^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.