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Highest Food Quality: 138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 145thMost Developed: 165th
The Third Federation of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Light the way!
Seneschal Eimi
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Solsevara

Population8.268 billion

CapitalAnnwn
LeaderSeneschal Eimi

Currencyryō
Animalfox

The Third Federation of Solsevara is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Seneschal Eimi with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.268 billion Solsevarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annwn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Solsevaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,224 trillion ryōs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 389,951 ryōs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solsevara's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solsevara is ranked 200th in the world and 1st in A Taco Paradise for Most Cultured, scoring 699 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Food Quality: 138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 145thMost Developed: 165thLongest Average Lifespans: 180thMost Cultured: 200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rdHealthiest Citizens: 204thSafest: 211thMost Inclusive: 237thLeast Corrupt Governments: 261stMost Efficient Economies: 268thLargest Governments: 275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 282ndSmartest Citizens: 309thHighest Poor Incomes: 322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 326thMost Beautiful Environments: 360thLowest Crime Rates: 396thNicest Citizens: 442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 444thBest Weather: 468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 576thMost Cheerful Citizens: 601stMost Advanced Public Education: 617thLargest Welfare Programs: 794thMost Subsidized Industry: 872ndMost Patriotic: 1,003rdMost Pacifist: 1,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,009thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,077thHighest Average Incomes: 1,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,201stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,743rdMost Influential: 1,990thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,038thHighest Economic Output: 6,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,769thMost Secular: 9,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,125thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,072ndMost Income Equality: 14,441stTop
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Nudest: 18,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,571stLargest Retail Industry: 25,444thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,278th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned foxball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Solsevara, supervisors in Solsevara commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.

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