Population | 8.268 billion |
Capital | Annwn |
Leader | Seneschal Eimi |
Currency | ryō |
Animal | fox |
The Third Federation of Solsevara is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Seneschal Eimi with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.268 billion Solsevarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annwn. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Solsevaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,224 trillion ryōs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 389,951 ryōs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solsevara's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Solsevara is ranked 200th in the world and 1st in A Taco Paradise for Most Cultured, scoring 699 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned foxball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Solsevara, supervisors in Solsevara commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Tramolvalnia, Penguindon, Belistien, Roisin Dubh, Ceannas, Parsend, Maritamia, Awesomeners, Eelva, Squim, Forgotten Alexandria, Miglandd, Ykluivsk, Mark, and JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL.