The Concordate of Abcariare is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Steward Marcellion Draeve with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.487 billion Abcarites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klyros. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Abcariarean economy, worth 618 trillion lumens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,401 lumens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcariare's national animal is the whooping crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Concordis.

Abcariare is ranked 7,012^th in the world and 83^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,480.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.